Tuesday, February 5, 2008

I'm too sexy for my shirt...

WARNING: The sermon this Sunday will use words like "sex", "lust", and "passion." There will be frequent quotations from the Song of Solomon. Such as:

"The curves of your hips are like jewels, the work of the hands of an artist. Your navel is like a round goblet which never lacks mixed wine."

And just wait till we get to the part about climbing palm trees and the twin fawns...

In all seriousness, this is guaranteed to not be rated any worse than PG. We're looking at the difference between love and lust. We won't actually talk about the "twin fawns". But if you aren't quite ready for your children to be asking you about things like sex, sexuality, lust, etc, you may want to just take your kids into the artroom during the sermon. (The artroom is right across the hall from the classroom we use as a nursery and each week there are activities for you and your kids to do in there during the worship service.)

see you Sunday.

2 comments:

  1. I love talking about sex in church =) So does God.. God likes sex.

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  2. OK, now I'm nervous. Well, not really, this could be cool. Not everyday we deal with "real" stuff on Sunday mornings.

    And by the way, you are definitely too sexy for your shirt.

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